As an entertainer, a comedy guy, whatever, you're never gonna be truly 100-percent happy with anything.

I believe that things happen for a reason. I think there are no coincidences in life.

It did not feel like something that was going to take over my life and destroy it. It felt like a subtle flower instead of a manipulative demon. That's the mystery of heroin.

Fatherhood is the most amazing thing that could ever have happened in my life.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

As an entertainer, a comedy guy, whatever, you're never gonna be truly 100-percent happy with anything.

It was a great experience for a kid, because it was a bunch of kids playing on pirate ships and water slides, so looking back on it, it was the fondest experience of my childhood.