I want you to understand something: I am loving father who would do anything for his kids, whether they are mine or belonging to others in my family.

You ever tasted a smell? It's a very strange feeling. I've done it quite a few times and it still freaks me out.

You don't break ground by doing the same thing over and over and over. That's like standing in place. You have to risk to gain it all.

It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.

I have a really good idea for a novel and would like to just kind of try my hand at fiction. I'm starting to kind of get a really good body of work going from a literary standpoint. As long as the audience is there, man, I'll keep cranking them out.

I love the fact that people can relate to what I'm saying, even if it's not for the same subject I was writing about. That is the power of real music and real expression.

If you want to be taken seriously, always check your fly.