Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.

I get nervous about press and about being rejected or disappointing myself.

That which is imagined need never be lost.

If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.

I am just the classic person who wants to learn stuff. I want good tutors, and with Kurt I had the best.

I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.