I am just the classic person who wants to learn stuff. I want good tutors, and with Kurt I had the best.

I'm offended every time I see George Bush on TV!

A great writer named Neal Stephenson said that America does four things better than any other country in the world: rock music, movies, software and high-speed pizza delivery. All of these are sacred American art forms. Let's return to our purity and our idealism while we have this shot.

If there's any time you should be on drugs it's when you're pregnant, cause it sucks.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th birthday, way back in 1987, I stole a lip gloss from her Sistine Chapel of a bedroom. Years later, I left a Chanel lip gloss in the reception of the Mercer Hotel for her. You know why? I believe that you've got to fix your karma.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.

I'm covered with loser dust.