I need the gays at the shows. If I don't have the gays, I just go nuts, because they always know every word and they're the best core audience you can have.

I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image.

Only dumb people are happy.

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

I wanted my anger to be valid, and the only way to do that is to be fairly attractive.

I cannot exist as a solo artist.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.