I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!

I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.

I am just the classic person who wants to learn stuff. I want good tutors, and with Kurt I had the best.

I surrounded myself with women when I was growing up because I had this horrible psycho father. Now I'm trying to really appreciate and like men more.

It's a radical time for musicians, a really revolutionary time, and I believe revolutions like Napster are a lot more fun than cash, which by the way we don't have at major labels anyway, so we might as well get with it and get in the game.

I'm a catalogue artist: I compete with Bob Dylan.

I'm not psychic, but my lyrics are.