The minute I got skinny and got a nose job and became photogenic, and all of a sudden I had a bidding war, and every boy I ever wanted, wanted me.

Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!

The road of rock and roll (much like life) is littered with broken dreams and death. And it's our job to overcome these and to survive.

I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!

No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.