For me, everything has always been an accident.

It's not supposed to be easy, if it's easy, it's no good, that's the way I look at it.

Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch.

It's evolve or die, really, you have to evolve, you have to move on otherwise it just becomes stagnant.

Who needs drugs when you have Takeshi's Castle?

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.