A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.