I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

I always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching on. I met a guy who said, 'Come out to Hollywood for 10 days, and I'll get you a deal.' So I figured, 'OK, 10 days.' On the 10th day, he got me a development deal with Disney, not for a lot of money, but it allowed me to make the move.

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.

There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.