I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.

You know who sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Elton John! According to Rush, gay people can sing at weddings. Just not their own.

Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.