Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

Here in Los Angeles, school's out for summer. For thousands of school kids, this is the first week of summer vacation. And for thousands of parents, it's the first week of hell.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry

Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the Botox.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.