Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

The Universe is very, very big.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!