Don't hit women. Never, ever, ever.

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

It was on this day that the Bahamas declared independence. Before that they were a British colony. The British Empire lost Canada and the Bahamas, to name just a couple. Britain's been dumped more times than Taylor Swift. But did they go writing whining songs about it? No.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey.