I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.

Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other tofu-shaped boxes filled with bean curd. Then they fantasize about what their Pilates instructor would be like if he was straight.