I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

Stand by your bed and salute me.

A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.

It's a book. It's mine. And it's done.

Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.