I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.

Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.

Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.