I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.