Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.
Craig FergusonRatings experts say the best way to get people to watch during sweeps is to leave the audience with a question that won't be answered until the next time the show is on. You know, like Who shot J.R.? I like to think I do this every night - the question is, Is this show still on?
Craig FergusonIf I have a near-beer, Iām near beer. And if Iām near beer, Iām close to tequila. And if Iām close to tequila, Iām adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson