I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.

Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party in 2016. He's leaving.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.