I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.

My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It's called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.