I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I had no respect for the teachers, their attitude didn't poison the writing that I was discovering for myself.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.

The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia.