I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

North Korea announced that they have nuclear weapons and they have no plans to give them up. The White House, acting quickly, announced their plan to invade Iran.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.

In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.

That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.