President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.

What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.

I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.

There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt Romney is conflicted. On one hand, he denies that global warming exists. But if California is under water, he would definitely win the next election.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.