President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.

Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.