President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does this need to be said by me?" "Does this need to be said by me now?"

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.