I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

Even a chameleon needs the proper amount of suction.

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.