I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in Scotland, I mean especially up north wherever you go you see a plastic Viking sitting outside a shop and Viking calendars and - because they - you know they came down and stole all our chicks and then some of them didn't quite get back and ended up settling down here. So there's a lot of Viking blood in Scotland.

The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It's camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.