I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?
If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'
Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012
I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.
Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know