I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.