The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job.
Craig FergusonI don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.
Craig FergusonAccording to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.
Craig Ferguson