I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

Ratings experts say the best way to get people to watch during sweeps is to leave the audience with a question that won't be answered until the next time the show is on. You know, like Who shot J.R.? I like to think I do this every night - the question is, Is this show still on?

There are plans for a new high-speed train between Los Angeles and San Francisco. It will make the trip time 30 minutes. People in L.A. are like, Yes! And people in San Francisco are like, Yeah, sure, great. We look forward to seeing you.