Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.

There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's just the part where he fixes his hair.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.

I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all classification is the root of prejudice.

Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of stuff that happened to me.