Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.

Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in Scotland, I mean especially up north wherever you go you see a plastic Viking sitting outside a shop and Viking calendars and - because they - you know they came down and stole all our chicks and then some of them didn't quite get back and ended up settling down here. So there's a lot of Viking blood in Scotland.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.