114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.