Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.

According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

Dell Computers announced they're releasing a competitor for the iPad. Now it is, in fact, a great alternative for people who already have an iPad, but are fed up with it working all the time.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.