For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

Great, as long as you're happy

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't made us change March Madness to early spring psychosis.

In some countries Women's Day is a national holiday and men give women flowers. In America Women's Day falls on another holiday, Mardi Gras, where men give women beads in the respectful and post-feminist desire to see their naked boobies.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.