For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids

My son's always showing me pictures of dinosaurs and asking me what their names are. I dont know so I make stuff up: That son is a thesaurus.

Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.