I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.
If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.
Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell said recently that Hollywood needs to re-evaluate what they're doing because movies these days are all filled with gay sex and extramarital affairs. And I thought, 'Have fun in Congress then.
If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.
I wanted to be a rock star.
Here's a tip for all you aspiring young comics: Don't beat up the customers. It is very difficult to get laughs from an audience when you've actually drawn blood from one of their number. It kills the mood.