I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.

Tomorrow is your future's yesterday.

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

The first day of spring is known as the vernal equinox. The equinox is special. It only happens twice a year, like a good night in ratings for NBC.