If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

There are times when you see the news, and you go, "How the hell am I meant to do anything tonight?" I'm not good at compartmentalizing myself and not being affected by the world around me, so it was very difficult for me when atrocious news stories would pop up. And I would think, "How the hell am I supposed to talk to the skeleton about the horse tonight?"

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.