If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a surprise? Whenever there's a vote for something on the Internet, the cat always wins.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

Whoever I had become had to die.

I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.