It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.
Craig FergusonThey've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.
Craig FergusonA lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.
Craig FergusonIs it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.
Craig Ferguson