Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.

In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.

Things were very different back in 1992. There was unrest in the Middle East, we had a gridlocked Congress, and everybody was talking about Bill Cosby.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.

A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.