Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.

The virus in the movie 'Contagion' is based on the bird flu which came out of nowhere back in 2008. Everyone thought it was going to change the way we live and it just faded away. Wait a minute, I'm talking about President Obama.

My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

My son's always showing me pictures of dinosaurs and asking me what their names are. I dont know so I make stuff up: That son is a thesaurus.

I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.

In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.