People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.

Things were very different back in 1992. There was unrest in the Middle East, we had a gridlocked Congress, and everybody was talking about Bill Cosby.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

The Universe is very, very big.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.

Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show hosts.