People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

Great, as long as you're happy

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.

I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all classification is the root of prejudice.

Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.