My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It's called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.
Craig FergusonSaudia Arabia takes in half a trillion dollars every year in oil revenue, and the country has a population smaller than New York state, but when your system of government is an eleventh century monarchy, someone's going to end up poor, and it's not gonna be the guy whose first name is King.
Craig FergusonIf I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.
Craig FergusonA lot of the U.S. used to be part of Mexico, including Arizona. But they're a bit touchy about that right now.
Craig Ferguson