I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.

According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?