Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

North Korea announced that they have nuclear weapons and they have no plans to give them up. The White House, acting quickly, announced their plan to invade Iran.

According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.