Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.
Craig FergusonA lot of the U.S. used to be part of Mexico, including Arizona. But they're a bit touchy about that right now.
Craig FergusonI have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.
Craig FergusonI've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
Craig FergusonClimate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.
Craig Ferguson