Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.
Craig FergusonI love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.
Craig FergusonYou can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.
Craig Ferguson