Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.

It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?

I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.