I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

I'm hooked on email. That's right, kids, I'm one of you.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.

I'm careful with money.

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

My son's always showing me pictures of dinosaurs and asking me what their names are. I dont know so I make stuff up: That son is a thesaurus.

Even a chameleon needs the proper amount of suction.