That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.
Craig FergusonThe term Big Brother is from George Orwell's book 1984 - where everyone's watched over by a network of cameras called Big Brother. I've never understood why Orwell chose that phrase for somebody watching you all the time. Isn't that more like Creepy Uncle?
Craig FergusonFormer president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of stuff that happened to me.
Craig FergusonShe still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.
Craig Ferguson