I hated the summer jobs I had when I was a teenager. They were so mundane and repetitious, they deadened my soul. On the bright side, it was good training for this job.

Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!

....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

Whoever I had become had to die.

Larry King has been married more times than Henry the Eighth. We used to have that rhyme to keep track of them. 'Divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.' With Larry I think it goes, 'Divorced, beheaded, divorced, escaped. Zombie, lesbian, disappeared, inflatable.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.