I hated the summer jobs I had when I was a teenager. They were so mundane and repetitious, they deadened my soul. On the bright side, it was good training for this job.

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

The first day of spring is known as the vernal equinox. The equinox is special. It only happens twice a year, like a good night in ratings for NBC.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck.