....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.

Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend when U.S. stocks fall is that the U.S. dollar suffers.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

In some countries Women's Day is a national holiday and men give women flowers. In America Women's Day falls on another holiday, Mardi Gras, where men give women beads in the respectful and post-feminist desire to see their naked boobies.

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.