In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.

My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It's called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.