My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year trying to do jokes about Mitt Romney.

Here in Los Angeles, school's out for summer. For thousands of school kids, this is the first week of summer vacation. And for thousands of parents, it's the first week of hell.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Larry King has been married more times than Henry the Eighth. We used to have that rhyme to keep track of them. 'Divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.' With Larry I think it goes, 'Divorced, beheaded, divorced, escaped. Zombie, lesbian, disappeared, inflatable.