I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

It is Veterans Day, when we honor everyone who served in all of the campaigns. We honor them with dignity and respect, and of course mattress sales and tire discounts.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

Fat is where comedy is stored.

Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.