I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.

Stoners just got a powerful new ally in the fight to legalize marijuana - conservative broadcaster Pat Robertson. He said it's time to 'you know, legalize it, tax it, and keep it away from Mel Gibson.'

I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering alcoholics themselves.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.