I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's just the part where he fixes his hair.

Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt Romney is conflicted. On one hand, he denies that global warming exists. But if California is under water, he would definitely win the next election.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

Great, as long as you're happy