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I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

Sometimes, in order to follow one's heart, one must do the wrong thing. Now, I'm not absolving anyone of their actions; you have to be responsible for your actions, sick or well, you have to be, you just have to be. All of us are accountable.

I love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.