The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?

The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.

It is a great day for the great state of Texas. The last person being tested for Ebola has come back clean. So Texas is now Ebola free. This was a big week for them. They're now free of Ebola - and Democrats.

CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can still watch golf.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony - the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.