This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.
Craig FergusonThere's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.
Craig FergusonI remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.
Craig FergusonDonald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.
Craig Ferguson