The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job.

People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

Sarah Palin. Remember Sarah Palin? She is adorable. She is back on the campaign trail. Really. She's going to campaign in the Senate runoff in Georgia. As soon as she finds out where Georgia is.