I wanted to be a rock star.

It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.