I wanted to be a rock star.

I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

Mark Zuckerberg was named Time's Person of the Year. I'm sorry if you don't recognize the name. A magazine is something people used to read.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.