I felt that, as time went on, an audience gets to know you and in a weird way, you kind of feel like you get to know the audience a little bit. When I'm doing stand-up gigs now, I feel like I'm doing gigs in front of people I know. I think that's the result of doing late-night shows for so long.

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.