I felt that, as time went on, an audience gets to know you and in a weird way, you kind of feel like you get to know the audience a little bit. When I'm doing stand-up gigs now, I feel like I'm doing gigs in front of people I know. I think that's the result of doing late-night shows for so long.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.

My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

I don't know how much of a natural human I am. Y'know, the truth is, I never set out to do that, and I don't think of myself like that. I don't think like that. It's not really about promotion - I don't really understand the idea of promotion, talking to a camera for more money. That's just money. And I like money, don't get me wrong. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't understand it as much as you don't understand me, I think.

Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.