Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you the world. Have fun blowing it up.

Don't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.