Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.

It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.