I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.

On Sunday, the president flies to the Azores islands to attend a summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, and here's my prediction: Bush gets voted off.

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy.

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.