This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president was trying to cover up was a stain?

Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.