This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president was trying to cover up was a stain?