This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was for six months in 1972 and why he refused to take a routine physical. President Bush has vowed to get to the bottom of this right after Election Day.

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'