Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'