Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?'
Craig KilbornI don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.
Craig KilbornA telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
Craig KilbornLot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.
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