Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.