I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.
Craig KilbornNew rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.
Craig KilbornPresident Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before.
Craig KilbornHoward Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.
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