Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'