Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president was trying to cover up was a stain?

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

President Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'