Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle, but unfortunately he fell off and sustained cuts to his face and hands. Apparently Bush was distracted by the enormous responsibilities of the presidency. I'm just kidding. He hit some gravel or something.

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.