Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.