Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.