Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
Think Tank, noun: The shower.